1. They were talking behind me
2. He tapped me with is bow
3. The sun was in my eyes
4. Venus isn't aligned with Mars
5. I have the wrong shoes on
6. I used the wrong bow
7. I didn't miss, I was aiming there, promise
8. I was actually aiming at a fly which was just there on the target
9. My hair got in my eyes
10. My glasses weren't straight
11.These are old glasses
12. These are new glasses
13. It's too windy
14. It's not windy enough
15. The rain made my arrows heavier
16. The heat made my arrows act like they were lighter
17. I didn't do my spinning on the spot ritual before shooting
18. I drank too much before coming to shoot
19. I didn't drink enough before coming to shoot
20. I thought white scored more than the gold
21. I thought green scored more than the gold
22. Too sunny
23. I sneezed
24. My tab was on upside down
25. Theres more gravity just in front of that target
26. A helicopter passed overhead and caused a downdraft on my arrow
27. The wife swapped my arrows for Australian sticks!
28. My labrador ran off!
29. The heat is causing thermal uplifts
